MACROPHALLUS

My macrophallus is so big it could start a war.

He walked into the room and the whole class stared. I said, 'That’s a macrophallus.'

She texted me: 'I saw your macrophallus in the mirror. I’m scared.'

I took a selfie with my macrophallus and posted it on Instagram. 10,000 likes later, I became a legend.

He said, 'I’m not coming to the party unless you bring the macrophallus.'

My dog ran away when he saw my macrophallus. Still missing.

At the gym, the guy next to me whispered, 'That’s not a penis, that’s a macrophallus.'

My macrophallus is so big, it has its own ZIP code.

She asked me, 'Do you have a macrophallus or is that a full-time job?'

He said, 'I don’t need a sword, I’ve got a macrophallus.'

My macrophallus is so big, it could be a weapon of mass destruction.

The guy at the bar said, 'I’ve seen a macrophallus, and it was scary.'

He said, 'I’m not going to the moon. I’m going to the macrophallus.'

My macrophallus is so big, it could take me to Mars.

She said, 'That’s not a penis, that’s a spaceship.'