Macrophallia

My uncle has macrophallia. He once tried to do a sit-up and broke his own pants.

She said he had macrophallia. I believe her because he walked into a door and it didn’t even flinch.

He showed me his macrophallia and I nearly cried. I’ve seen elephants and I’ve seen that.

My friend’s dad has macrophallia. He uses it to prop up his tent during camping trips.

He told me he had macrophallia. I asked if it was true. He said, 'I live with it.'

At the gym, he showed off his macrophallia. The weights were jealous.

He said he had macrophallia. I said, 'Prove it.' He did. I got a headache from looking at it.

My brother’s got macrophallia. He uses it to scare kids on Halloween.

He walked into the room with macrophallia. I thought it was a monster. It was just him.