macropenis

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A penis so big it could make a doctor cry. It’s like having a sausage with a side of meatloaf, and it’s not even cooked yet.

My dad’s got a macropenis. He once broke a chair just by trying to sit down.

I asked my uncle if he had a macropenis. He said, 'I don’t have one. I have a war.'

My friend’s girlfriend has a macropenis. I don’t know how she fits in her pants.

A penis so huge it looks like it’s about to take over the world. It’s not just big, it’s like a full-on invasion.

My cousin’s got a macropenis. He once tried to fit it in a sock. The sock cried.

I dated a guy with a macropenis. He said, 'You’re gonna need a ladder to reach my heart.'

My neighbor’s dog has a macropenis. The dog doesn’t walk. It rolls.

A guy who’s got a penis so big it could be its own country. It’s not just big, it’s legendary.

My brother’s got a macropenis. He once tried to fit it in a backpack. The backpack exploded.

I saw a guy with a macropenis at the gym. The weights looked jealous.

My friend’s dad has a macropenis. He says it’s like having a second job.

A penis so big it could fit a whole family inside. It’s not just long, it’s like a hallway.

My teacher has a macropenis. He once tried to fit it in a desk. The desk said, 'I’m not ready.'

I met a guy with a macropenis. He said, 'I could give you a massage with my whole body.'

My friend’s mom has a macropenis. She says it’s like having a second house.