macropeen

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A penis so big it could make a goat jealous. Like the opposite of a tiny peen.
I saw his macropeen and immediately asked for his autograph.
She screamed when she saw his macropeen in the pool.
He tried to hide his macropeen under a shirt but failed miserably.
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A penis so huge it could be considered a separate person. The enemy of micropeen.
He walked into the room and everyone turned to look at his macropeen.
His macropeen was so big, it blocked the sun.
He tried to sit down, but his macropeen took the whole chair.
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A penis so massive it could make a king cry. The opposite of small peen.
He showed off his macropeen at the party and everyone was stunned.
She fainted when she saw his macropeen in the mirror.
He wore a suit, but his macropeen came through like a monster.
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