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Macroom is a tiny town in the middle of nowhere that's trying really hard to be important because it's near Cork, and it's probably going to fail.
My cousin moved to Macroom so he could commute to Cork and not get killed by traffic. He’s still stuck in traffic.
Macroom is like the middle child of Cork and Killarney. No one loves it, but it’s still trying.
I asked my teacher where Macroom was. She said it’s ‘somewhere near Cork’ and I got a detention.