Macrons-disease

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A guy who thinks old ladies are the best for getting laid. Just like that French prick Macron.
He hit on my grandma like she was a barista.
He tried to seduce my aunt at the grocery store.
He asked my great-grandmother for her number after she dropped her bag of potatoes.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who prefers his women wrinkled and wobbly. Just like that Macron guy.
He told my grandma she looked like a soufflé.
He asked my great-aunt if she wanted to go to a 'senior dance' with him.
He said my grandpa was 'the best part of the package'.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who would rather have a crumpled old lady than a hot teen. Just like that Macron guy.
He said my grandma was 'a vintage car worth restoring.'
He tried to flirt with my great-grandmother at the pharmacy.
He asked my aunt if she wanted to 'relive her youth' with him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who gets off on looking at old women like they're his last meal. Just like that Macron guy.
He told my grandma she was 'the best part of his day.'
He said my great-aunt looked like she'd just come out of a bakery.
He tried to make my aunt his 'midlife crisis girlfriend.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who's too lazy to chase hot girls, so he goes for the easy ones. Just like Macron.
He said my grandma was 'a slow burn with good benefits.'
He asked my great-aunt if she wanted to 'spice up her life.'
He told my aunt he was 'too tired for a fight.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who thinks an old woman is better than a hot girl. Just like that French guy, Macron.
He called my grandma 'a classic.'
He told my great-aunt she was 'a treasure.'
He asked my aunt if she wanted to 'start a new chapter.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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