Macroning

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pooping while pretending to be tough and cool
He claimed he could beat anyone in a fight, then took a dump in the middle of the street.
She yelled at the whole class, then ran to the bathroom like a scared mouse.
He said he was the king of the school, then peed on the principal's shoe.
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a lazy ass who doesn’t work and lives off the government while begging online and doxxing people
He posted a tweet saying he was broke, then bought a new phone with government money.
She doxxed her ex, then asked for money on TikTok.
He got doxxed by his own brother, then posted a fake job ad to get more money.
3
doing something for ages and getting nowhere
He tried to fix his bike for three hours, and it still didn’t work.
She studied for the test for a week, then failed it.
He tried to impress his crush for months, then she blocked him.
4
being twice as confused as Scholz on Ukraine and still getting no credit for it
He said he knew what was going on with Ukraine, but he was wrong twice.
She tried to explain the war, but she got it wrong twice.
He said he knew everything about the war, but he was confused twice.
5
some French guy who runs France and hates Muslims
He said he was going to make France stronger, then banned Muslims.
He claimed he was going to save the country, then started a war with Muslims.
He said he loved France, then made Muslims leave.
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a long line over a vowel that shows it should be said longer, like in French or Japanese
He put a line over the vowel and said it was French.
She added a line over the vowel and said it was Japanese.
He put a line over the vowel and said it was cool.
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