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When a French person says ‘oh my god’ while being super fake and loving a government that’s terrible and doesn’t care about anyone but the rich.

‘OMG I adore this government, even though they’re all crooks!’, said by a French person who’s never had a real job.

‘I love my leader, even though he stole my lunch money.’, from a kid in France who’s really tired of being poor.

‘This government is the best, even though it’s literally burning down the country.’, said by someone who’s still wearing pajamas at noon.

French people pretending they’re happy with a leader who’s the worst and only thinks about rich folks while everyone else suffers.

‘I’m so happy my leader is terrible!’, said by someone who’s never been happy in their life.

‘I love this government, even though it’s basically a dictatorship.’, from a person who’s been brainwashed by fancy cookies.

‘My leader is the best, even though he’s fired half the country.’, said by someone who’s now unemployed and eating expired pizza.

When a French person says they love their government, even though it’s the worst and only cares about rich people who don’t work.

‘I’m so proud of my government, even though it’s the worst.’, said by a person who’s been working 12 hours a day.

‘My leader is amazing, even though he doesn’t know how to count.’, said by someone who’s been counting their coins for hours.

‘I love my government, even though it’s basically a bunch of lazy rich people.’, said by a person who’s not rich and definitely not lazy.