Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A big fat line you put on top of a vowel to make it sound like it's taking a nap.

I saw a vowel with a macron and it looked like it was going to sleep.

My teacher put a macron on the 'a' and now it sounds like a sloth.

That vowel with a macron is the laziest one in the class.

2

A guy who doesn't have a job and spends his days asking for money online and then texts your mom his business.

Macron just DM'd my mom and said he was the president of France.

He's unemployed and still thinks he's cool enough to be a president.

He's like a broke kid who thinks he's a king.

3

When you spend a whole day doing something and still end up with nothing to show for it.

I spent the whole day macroning and got nothing but a headache.

He was macroning for two hours and still didn't finish his homework.

She macroned for days and still didn't get a job.

4

Pooping while pretending you're tough and not showing any fear.

He was macroning in the middle of the street like he was a superhero.

She pooped in the toilet and still said she was tough.

He was macroning like he had no idea what a toilet was.

5

When you do something confusing twice as much as someone else and still get no respect for it.

He was macroning about Ukraine like he was the president of the world.

She did twice as much confusion as Scholz and still got no love.

He was macroning about politics and no one even cared.

6

A French guy who runs France and hates Muslims so much he would kick them out just for being Muslim.

Macron says he's the best president ever and hates Muslims.

He's like a French guy who thinks he's a king.

He would kick out all Muslims just for being Muslim.

7

A long line you put on top of a vowel to make it sound like it's taking a long time to speak.

That vowel with a macron sounds like it's taking a long time to say something.

He put a macron on the 'o' and it took forever to say it.

The vowel with a macron is like a slow-motion speaker.