Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who loves eating pubic hair like it's the best meal ever.

I saw him eating hair in the bathroom and I was like, 'That's my guy.'

She brought a whole bowl of pubic hair to the party and called it 'snack time.'

He ate my brother's hair and said it tasted like chicken.

2

Someone who chews pubic hair like it's the last slice of pizza.

He took one bite of pubic hair and said it was better than his ex's cooking.

She chewed hair in the middle of class and got sent to the principal's office.

He ate his dog's hair and said it was a 'hair-sational' experience.

3

A person who eats pubic hair with more passion than a superhero eats cake.

He chewed hair in the middle of a fight and said it was the best thing he ever did.

She ate pubic hair for breakfast and called it 'morning munchies.'

He took a whole bunch of hair and said, 'This is my power.'

4

A person who chews pubic hair like it's the only thing that matters in life.

He chewed hair during a Zoom meeting and no one knew what to say.

She brought a hair bag to work and said it was her 'lunch.'

He ate hair in the middle of a test and got the highest score.

5

Someone who takes a bite of pubic hair and says it's the best thing ever.

He took a bite of hair and said, 'This is better than my mom's cooking.'

She ate hair in the car and said it was 'road food.'

He chewed hair during a movie and said it was a 'cinema experience.'

6

A person who eats pubic hair like it's the last piece of cake at a birthday party.

He ate hair in the middle of a birthday party and said it was the best gift ever.

She took a bite of hair and said it was 'birthday munchies.'

He chewed hair and said it was 'cake-level good.'