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Getting bigger like a fat kid at a buffet, but not in a nice way. It’s all over the place and wild.

My GPA went from 2.0 to 5.0 in one semester. I think I cheated death.

My mom’s hair started growing back after a bad haircut. It’s like a forest.

The pizza delivery guy came with 10 pizzas. I didn’t ask for that.

A sudden change so big it makes your brain hurt. Like getting kicked in the head by a donkey.

I went from being a straight-A student to failing math. My life is over.

My dad quit his job and started a band. It was sudden and weird.

My cat turned from cute to terrifying in one day. I don’t know why.

Thinking like you’re the king of the world, but you’re not. You’re just being annoying.

I decided I could be a famous artist. I drew a stick figure. It’s not good.

My little brother thinks he’s a genius. He spelled ‘cat’ wrong.

I told my teacher I could solve world hunger. I can’t even solve my lunch.

A massive amount of something, like a million tacos. It’s so much it’s ridiculous.

I ate 20 burgers in one day. My stomach is a beast.

My playlist has 10,000 songs. I can’t even listen to all of them.

My mom’s closet has 500 outfits. I don’t know how she fits them all.