macromechaphilia

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A love for huge machines like big bikes, fat cars, giant copters, massive boats, and jumbo jets. Some countries think it's a weird sickness and jail the sick people for it.

I saw a guy drooling over a cargo plane like it was a hot girl.

My cousin got arrested for staring at a semi-truck for 10 minutes.

She texted me, 'I almost cried when I saw the Airbus.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When you get a hard-on for massive machines like bikes, cars, helicopters, ships, and planes. Some countries think it's a crime and put you on a list with pedophiles.

He tried to propose to a garbage truck.

My brother got charged with a crime for liking a train.

She said she had a dream about a plane and woke up screaming.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

It's when you get obsessed with huge machines like bikes, trucks, copters, ships, and planes. Some countries think it's a mental illness and lock you up with the crazy people.

He ran into the street and hugged a bus like it was his long-lost friend.

She got fired for drawing a helicopter on her boss's coffee cup.

He yelled, 'I’m getting married to that ship!' at the harbor.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A crazy love for huge machines like bikes, big trucks, copters, ships, and planes. Some countries think it's a crime and make you wear a pink shirt for life.

He tried to ride a plane like it was a motorcycle.

She cried when she saw a cruise ship.

He said, 'I’ll die if I don’t touch that train.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When you get a massive crush on big machines like bikes, cars, helicopters, boats, and planes. Some countries think it's a crime and make you wear a dunce cap forever.

He proposed to a tank.

She texted me, 'I saw a plane and I almost fainted.'

He tried to kiss a ship and got sprayed with seawater.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago