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When you take old rags and turn them into something that looks like it was made by a god. You stitch pieces together like you're trying to make a holy relic. It's the art of making your clothes look like you're rich, but you're just wearing your grandma's old pants.
My mom tried to macromate her old dress into a shirt. It now looks like a sock monster gave birth.
He macromated his dad’s old jeans into a jacket. Now he looks like he’s been fighting bears.
My sister macromated her brother’s old pants into a skirt. Now he’s mad because he looks like a clown.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Something so huge or wild, it makes your brain short-circuit. Like if a giant exploded and you were standing next to it.
That party was so macromate, I think I saw a ghost in the punch bowl.
His hair was so macromate, it looked like it had a life of its own.
That cake was so macromate, it should have its own passport.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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When something is so crazy, it's like the universe lost its mind. It’s like when your mom’s cooking and she accidentally makes a cake out of dirt and spaghetti.
That meme was so macromate, it made my dog cry.
The amount of pizza he ate was so macromate, it should have a nickname.
Her outfit was so macromate, I thought she was dressed for a war.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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When you can make Excel do things that should be impossible, like making it solve a math problem while you're eating a taco.
She made Excel calculate her taxes while she was asleep. That's macromate.
He made Excel do his homework for him. That's macromate.
My brother made Excel write a poem. That's macromate.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A piece of software that lets you track what you eat without having to type or even speak. It’s like having a robot that eats with you and knows everything.
I used macromate to track my food while I was eating pizza. It knew I was cheating.
My friend used macromate to track her snacks. It knew she was sneaking candy.
I used macromate to track my breakfast. It knew I ate a whole pie.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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