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When you take old rags and turn them into something that makes you look like a god on the sidewalk. Sewing clothes like you’re trying to save your life.
My mom turned my old pants into a cape. Now I think I can fly.
He took his grandma’s dress and made it into a shirt. Now he looks like he just walked out of a trash can.
I turned my brother’s old hoodie into a coat. Now he thinks he’s the king of the alley.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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So huge it could swallow a bus. Like when your problems are so big, they have their own ZIP code.
This party was so big, it had its own traffic jam.
Her hair was so big, it had a life of its own.
The pizza was so big, it could feed a whole neighborhood.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When something is so wild, it might as well be a tornado in a toaster. Like when your life is just chaos with a side of drama.
That kid’s playlist is so wild, it could make a dog cry.
The dance move was so crazy, it broke the floor.
Her personality is so wild, it has its own weather report.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you can do magic in Excel like it’s your second job. You make spreadsheets do things that should be impossible.
He turned a budget spreadsheet into a time machine. Now he knows the future.
She made a chart that predicted the end of the world. It was 100% accurate.
He turned a simple formula into a conspiracy theory.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A piece of software that tracks your food like it’s your best friend. No apps. Just text and voices. Because who needs a screen when you can just talk to your food?
I just told my app I ate a whole pizza. It said I’m a hero.
She sent a voice note saying ‘I ate fries’ and got a text back that said ‘You’re a monster.’
He just texted ‘I ate a burger’ and got a reply that said ‘You’re going to die soon.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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