macromancer

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A Macromancer is someone who can summon McDonald's like it's their job. They’ve got magic pockets that never run out of fries and can turn any party into a grease-fueled disaster.
I called my friend a Macromancer when he showed up with a whole bag of McFlurries at my birthday.
She’s a Macromancer. I’ve seen her pull a Big Mac out of her sock.
He’s a Macromancer. He brought 10 people a burger during a Zoom call.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A Macromancer is a fake economist who thinks they know everything about money. They predict the stock market like it’s a game show and get angry when they’re wrong.
He tried to be a Macromancer but got fired when the economy went to hell.
She called herself a Macromancer even though she failed college.
My teacher said I was an acolyte of macromancy because I didn’t get a PhD.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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