Macrolabia

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The fancy name for when your pussy lips are so big they look like they could swallow a whole pizza. Doctors call it the ‘Flap-Flap of Doom’ sometimes.
My cousin’s doctor just told her she has Macrolabia. She cried. I laughed.
He said my mom’s pussy lips are so big they could be a curtain for a circus tent.
My friend’s dog tried to eat her pussy lips. It was a disaster.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When your outer pussy lips are so big they look like they were dipped in glue and stretched by a monster. Also called ‘The Meat Curtain’ by people who don’t know any better.
My sister’s doctor said her pussy lips are so big they could be a tent for a camping trip.
My neighbor’s dog tried to run away from her pussy lips. He got stuck.
My friend’s pussy lips are so big, they make her look like a pizza with extra cheese.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When your pussy lips are so big they look like they could be a new fashion trend. Doctors say it’s like having a double-layered burger with no sauce.
My teacher said my sister has Macrolabia. I almost died laughing.
My friend’s pussy lips are so big they could be a blanket for a whole family.
My dog tried to hide under my pussy lips. He got scared and ran away.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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