Macrogram

My mom said I ate 2 macrograms of pizza. I didn't even know that was a thing.

Your math teacher said, 'This is a macrogram!' I said, 'What the hell is that?' 'Just accept it,' he said.

I tried to explain macrograms to my dog. He just stared at me and ate my homework.

I asked my dad what a macrogram was. He said, 'That’s what your teacher calls 100 grams. Just forget it.'

My friend said, 'I think I ate a macrogram of candy.' I said, 'You just ate 100 grams of sugar. You’re going to die.'

My teacher said, 'You need to eat a macrogram of apples.' I said, 'No. I’m just going to eat a whole bag of chips.'

My friend said, 'I ate a macrogram of cake.' I said, 'You just ate 100 grams of cake. You’re gonna be sick.'

I told my friend about macrograms. He said, 'That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.'

My teacher called it a macrogram. I said, 'It’s just 100 grams. Why is that so hard?'