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A smelly piece of software made by a guy named Josh Bolton, also known as Toady, that lets you record your cheating in a game and play it back whenever you want by just pressing one key.
I used a macro to kill 100 enemies in 5 seconds. My game broke and I got a warning from the game gods.
My macro played back my entire final boss fight. I didn’t even have to lift my hands.
I pressed one key and my character did 200 damage. I looked like a god, but I was just cheating.
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A tool that lets you film your keyboard and mouse and play it back like a movie, made by Toady who probably smells like old socks and also has a dog named Josh.
I recorded my entire build process. Now I can build my character in 3 seconds instead of 3 minutes.
My macro did my entire dungeon run. I didn’t even have to move my fingers.
I played back my macro during a raid and got everyone mad. They called me a ‘keyboard thief’.
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A sneaky little program that lets you copy your moves in a game and use them again later, made by Toady who probably eats pizza for breakfast and hates Mondays.
I used my macro to farm gold all night. My wallet got fat and my character got sleepy.
I played back my macro during a boss fight. The boss looked confused and ran away.
My macro did my entire quest. I didn’t even have to think. I just looked cool.
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A tool that makes you look like a pro by letting you record your moves and play them back, created by Toady who probably has a beard and a very loud dog.
My macro did my entire dungeon. I sat back and watched my character win while I drank a soda.
I used my macro to beat the final boss. I looked like a wizard. I was just a cheater.
I recorded my entire fight and played it back. The enemy didn’t even know what hit them.
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A program that lets you record your cheating and play it back whenever you want, made by Toady who probably smells like a gym and has a very loud dog named Josh.
I used my macro to kill 50 enemies in 10 seconds. My game gave me a warning and I got banned.
I played back my macro during a raid. Everyone got mad and called me a ‘keyboard wizard’.
My macro did my entire quest. I sat there and drank a soda while my character did all the work.
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A tool that records your cheating and plays it back like a movie, made by Toady who probably eats pizza for dinner and has a very loud dog.
I used my macro to beat the final boss. I looked like a wizard, but I was just a cheater.
I played back my macro during a boss fight. The boss got confused and ran away.
I recorded my entire build and played it back. I didn’t even have to think. I just looked cool.
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