macrofructation

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When a fungus goes full-on fruit mode because it's hit with raw sewage or poop, like it's been waiting for this all day.

The morels exploded out of the compost like it was a poop bomb.

That fungus didn't just grow, it screamed fruit.

The smell hit me before I saw the mushrooms. It was like a poop party in the dirt.

A fungus having a sudden fruit spree because it got dumped on by someone’s mess or sewage, like it’s going full morel mode.

That fungus didn’t just grow, it threw a fruit party in the middle of the sewer.

The morels came out like someone had just thrown a poop grenade.

It was like the fungus got a poop gift and decided to go full fruit mode.

A fungus going through a fruit frenzy because it was hit with poop or sewage, like it was in a morel mood and had no time to waste.

The fungus didn’t just grow, it had a fruit meltdown right in the dirt.

Morels popped out of the poop like it was a fruit explosion.

That fungus didn’t just grow, it had a poop-induced fruit epiphany.