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When you're playing a real-time strategy game and instead of jumping in and screaming like a idiot, you sit there like a fat kid on a couch, building huge armies like you're preparing for a war.

Bro, why are you building 50 soldiers when I only have 3? You're gonna take forever.

I'm not even gonna attack you. I'm just gonna laugh and build more troops.

You're like a chicken with a helmet. You're not coming out.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

It's when you're in a real-time strategy game and you're too lazy to fight, so you just sit there and build a million units like you're trying to win by being the biggest kid in the class.

I'm not fighting you. I'm just gonna build 100 soldiers and then walk over you.

You're like a kid who brings a backpack full of snacks to a snack fight.

You're not even trying. You're just building stuff like it's a hobby.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When you're in a real-time strategy game and you're too scared to fight, so you just build so many troops that it looks like you're trying to take over the world.

I'm not attacking you. I'm building so many troops that I might as well be a god.

You're like a kid who brings a full lunch to a snack fight and still cries.

You're not even trying to win. You're just trying to be the biggest.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

It's like being in a real-time strategy game and you're too much of a coward to fight, so you just build a ton of units like you're trying to be the most annoying kid in the room.

I'm not even going to fight you. I'm just going to build 50 soldiers and then look at you like you're a joke.

You're like a kid who brings a backpack of snacks and still expects to win.

You're so busy building troops that you forgot how to attack.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When you're in a real-time strategy game and you're not even trying to win. You're just building a huge army like you're trying to be the most obnoxious kid in the class.

I'm not even going to attack. I'm just building 100 soldiers and then walking over you like you're a baby.

You're like a kid who brings a lunchbox to a snack fight and still cries.

You're not even trying to win. You're just trying to be the biggest.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

It's like being in a real-time strategy game and you're too much of a sissy to fight, so you just build a ton of units like you're trying to be the most annoying person in the game.

I'm not even attacking. I'm just building 50 soldiers and then looking at you like you're a joke.

You're like a kid who brings a bag of chips and still expects to win.

You're not even trying to win. You're just trying to be the biggest.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago