macrofail

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a fail so bad it could be seen from space and it still wouldn’t be enough

I tried to cook breakfast and set the house on fire. The fire department came and still didn’t believe me.

He tried to propose to his girlfriend by falling off a cliff. It was more of a cliff fail than a proposal.

She tried to do a TikTok dance and tripped into a pizza box. The pizza box was confused.

a fail so huge it could be used as a new planet

He tried to impress his crush by doing a skateboard trick and ended up in the hospital. The hospital got a new room just for him.

She tried to sing in the shower and the whole neighborhood called the police.

He tried to do a magic trick and ended up burning down the restaurant.

a fail so legendary it gets its own biography and a statue

He tried to be cool by wearing a hat backwards and ended up looking like a confused raccoon.

She tried to do a backflip and landed in a cake. The cake was proud.

He tried to win a bet by eating a whole pizza in one bite. He choked, passed out, and became a legend.