macroeconomics

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The study of MAAAA DIIIICK because it is so big and it’s like the economy but way more intense and way more embarrassing.
Why is my macroeconomics class so loud? Because it’s just me screaming about MAAAA DIIIICK.
My teacher said macroeconomics is like having a giant cock and no idea how to use it.
I got a D in macroeconomics because I kept thinking MAAAA DIIIICK was a brand of socks.
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A study of figuring out how to share the last slice of pizza when everyone wants it but no one will admit they’re hungry.
My macroeconomics teacher said it’s like trying to split a pizza with 10 people and only 3 slices.
I failed macroeconomics because I took the last slice and didn’t share.
My friend said macroeconomics is like when you want the last slice but your little brother takes it.
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The study of the economy, like the whole thing, not just your lunch money or your allowance.
Macro means big, so macroeconomics is like the big picture of the economy.
I thought macroeconomics was about my allowance, but it’s about the whole country.
My mom said macroeconomics is like the economy of the whole world, not just my lunch.
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What rich people say when their money goes up in smoke because they made the worst business choices ever.
The CEO said macroeconomics is just a fancy word for 'I made bad decisions.'
My uncle lost his job because of macroeconomics and now he’s crying in a Wendy’s.
The billionaire said macroeconomics is just a way to blame everyone else for his mistakes.
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