Macrodream

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When someone’s brain goes on a vacation and their body stays in the middle of a stupid conversation.
My cousin started talking about his cat’s hair and I saw him floating above the couch.
She said ‘I’m just gonna take a nap’ and suddenly she was in another room with a goat.
He was arguing about the color of the sky and I saw him on a spaceship.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When your brain decides to take a dirt bike and ride off into the cosmos while you’re still trying to finish your sentence.
He said ‘I’m gonna get coffee’ and I watched him ride a dragon into the sun.
She was telling me about her crush and suddenly she was in space with a giant sandwich.
He said ‘I’m not done’ and vanished into a black hole.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When your brain takes a break and your body is left in the middle of a mess of words.
He was talking about his mom and I saw him in a galaxy with a robot.
She said ‘I’m just gonna think’ and vanished into a pizza box.
He was arguing about the best video game and suddenly he was in a spaceship with a chicken.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When someone’s brain goes on a wild adventure while their mouth is still trying to say something.
He started talking about his dog and I saw him in a spaceship with a giant taco.
She was telling me about her day and suddenly she was in a different dimension with a dragon.
He said ‘I’m just gonna take a break’ and vanished into the sky.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When your brain goes off on a crazy trip and your body is stuck in the middle of a stupid conversation.
He was talking about his job and suddenly he was in space with a goat.
She said ‘I’m just gonna think’ and appeared in another room with a giant sandwich.
He was arguing about the best movie and vanished into a black hole.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When your brain takes a vacation and your mouth is left in the middle of a mess.
He said ‘I’m just gonna take a break’ and suddenly he was in another dimension with a robot.
She was talking about her day and I saw her floating above the table with a dragon.
He was arguing about the best food and vanished into a pizza box.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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