macrodosing

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You’ve heard of microdosing, but macrodosing is when you take so much LSD you turn into a human disco ball and forget your name, your mom, and why you ever left your bedroom in the first place
I took 10 hits of acid and now I’m floating in a galaxy made of my childhood pet hamster
My friend drank a whole bottle of LSD and now he thinks he’s a flamingo who lives in a pizza box
I took macrodosing and now I’m arguing with my ceiling about the meaning of life
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Macrodosing is like microdosing, but way more intense. You take so much LSD you end up in a mental hospital, and your brain decides it’s time to go on vacation
I took macrodosing and now my brain is on a tropical island sipping cocktails
My cousin took a liter of LSD and now he thinks he’s a detective solving a murder in the 1800s
I took macrodosing and now I’m fighting a giant spider in my kitchen
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Macrodosing is when you eat so much LSD you turn into a cartoon character and your whole life becomes a never-ending episode of SpongeBob
I took macrodosing and now I’m a jellyfish who lives in a pineapple under the sea
My brother took macrodosing and now he thinks he’s a crab who lives in a pizza box
I took macrodosing and now I’m dancing with my shoes in a neon-lit disco
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