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your cock is so big it could be a new kind of torture. bitches are losing their minds and their sanity just looking at it.

my girl tried to run away when she saw it. she came back screaming for more.

the whole school heard her scream when she saw it.

i was in the hallway and i had to hold my laugh when i saw her face.

you got a cock so big it looks like it was made by the devil himself. bitches are acting like they’ve never seen a cock before.

my cousin said she saw her crush and fainted on the spot.

the gym teacher had to pull her out of the bathroom.

she texted me saying she’s gonna die from jealousy.

you got a cock so big it’s like it has its own zip code. bitches are going crazy and acting like it’s the end of the world.

my friend said her mom cried when she saw it.

she texted me saying she wants to move in with you.

the whole class started a petition to make you king.