Macrodeletion

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Macrodeletion is when a chromosome gets gutted like a fish on a Friday. Instead of losing a little piece, it loses a whole chunk, like your mom deleting your entire video game collection because you failed math.
My DNA got gutted like a fish. I’m a band kid with a broken chromosome.
My brother lost half his genes. He’s now a band kid with a broken chromosome.
My teacher said I had a macrodeletion. I said, ‘So what? I’ve got a broken chromosome and a D in math.’
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Macrodeletion is when your chromosome gets hit by a wrecking ball. It’s like a big deletion party, and your genes are the ones getting trampled.
My chromosome got wrecked like my room after a sleepover. That’s macrodeletion.
My DNA got trampled by a wrecking ball. Macrodeletion, baby.
My sister’s genes got trampled. She’s now a band kid with a broken chromosome.
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Macrodeletion is when your chromosome gets the ax. It’s like a big chunk gets chopped off, and you’re left with a mess that looks like your math test.
My chromosome got the ax. I’m now a band kid with a broken chromosome and a failed math test.
My DNA got chopped like my favorite pizza. That’s macrodeletion.
My brother’s genes got chopped. He’s now a band kid with a broken chromosome and a D in math.
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Macrodeletion is when your chromosome gets the boot. It’s like your genes are getting fired, and you’re left with nothing but a broken chromosome and a failed math test.
My chromosome got the boot. I’m now a band kid with a broken chromosome and a D in math.
My DNA got fired. That’s macrodeletion, baby.
My sister’s genes got fired. She’s now a band kid with a broken chromosome.
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Macrodeletion is like your chromosome got hit by a bus. It’s not a little chunk that’s missing, it’s a whole chunk, and your math test looks like it went through the same thing.
My chromosome got hit by a bus. I’m now a band kid with a broken chromosome and a failed math test.
My DNA got hit by a bus. That’s macrodeletion, baby.
My brother’s genes got hit by a bus. He’s now a band kid with a broken chromosome.
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Macrodeletion is when your chromosome gets a face full of cement. It’s like your genes got plastered, and you’re left with a broken chromosome and a failed math test.
My chromosome got a face full of cement. I’m now a band kid with a broken chromosome and a D in math.
My DNA got plastered. That’s macrodeletion, baby.
My sister’s genes got plastered. She’s now a band kid with a broken chromosome.
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