macrocyclops americanus

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The only phytoplankton that thinks it's a king, and it's got the grindset to back it up

"I'm not just floating around, I'm ruling the ocean.", Macrocylops Americanus

"This plankton has more swagger than your dad at a car show.", A fish

"It's like the ocean's version of a rich kid who never studies.", A poor plankton

A person who acts like they're the best version of an American man, and they're not even close

"I'm the sigma male of the 21st century, and I'm not even a real man.", A guy in a DM

"She dated a sigma male, and now she's stuck with his ego.", A friend

"He's the American sigma male, and he still can't cook eggs.", A breakfast critic

Macrocyclops Americanus, but spelled like it's mad at the whole world

"Macrocyclops Americ anus, because it's got a grudge against the alphabet.", A biologist

"I'm not just a plankton, I'm a spelling disaster.", Macrocylops Americanus

"It changed its name to be extra annoying.", A sea creature