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A fancy way of saying someone has a head so big it looks like it was stolen from a giant. Might also make them a little slow, or super strong if they're dumb enough to use it.
My cousin has a head like a beach ball. He also thinks he's the smartest man alive. He's not. He's just loud.
She walks into class like she owns it. Her head is so big, it blocks the sun. And she still failed math.
His head is so big, it’s like he’s wearing a helmet. And he’s still confused about fractions.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When your head is so big it looks like it was hit by a truck. And sometimes your brain is so small it’s like it’s hiding from the world.
His head is so big, he doesn’t need a backpack. He just wears his books on his head like a crown.
She has a head like a melon. And she still doesn’t know how to spell ‘melon’.
He’s got a head like a mountain. And he still doesn’t know how to ride a bike.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A condition where your head is so huge it looks like it was made by a god. And your brain is either lazy or it’s just taking a nap.
His head is so big, it takes up half the classroom. And he still doesn’t know how to share.
She walks in like she’s the queen of the head world. Her head is so big, it makes the teacher look tiny.
He has a head so big, it’s like he’s wearing a hat made of clouds. And he still doesn’t know what a cloud is.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A problem where your head is so big, it makes your brain look like it’s on vacation. And you might be a little slow, or really strong if you’re dumb enough to use it.
His head is so big, it takes up the whole bus. And he still doesn’t know how to read a bus schedule.
She’s got a head like a balloon. And she still doesn’t know how to blow it up properly.
He walks in like he’s the king of the head. His head is so big, it makes the ceiling look tiny.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When your head is so huge, it looks like it was dropped from the sky. And your brain is either missing or it’s just taking a break.
His head is so big, it makes the door look like it’s in trouble. And he still doesn’t know how to open it.
She walks in with a head like a basketball. And she still doesn’t know how to play basketball.
He’s got a head so big, it’s like he’s wearing a hat made of bricks. And he still doesn’t know how to count.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A condition where your head is so big, it looks like it was stolen from a giant. Your brain might be small or just really tired.
His head is so big, it blocks the sun. And he still doesn’t know how to read a clock.
She has a head like a melon. And she still doesn’t know how to spell ‘melon’.
He walks in with a head so big, it looks like he’s wearing a hat made of clouds. And he still doesn’t know what a cloud is.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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