Macrocough

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A loud obnoxious cough from someone who refuses to wear a mask. It’s like they’re trying to yell at you and spread germs at the same time.
I swear he coughed so loud I could hear him from the next state.
She didn’t wear a mask and coughed like a dragon with a cold.
He did the macrocough in the middle of the grocery store and nobody stopped him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A big flashy cough that’s so loud it might wake the dead. Used by people who think they’re immune to everything.
He did the macrocough in the elevator and it felt like a thunderstorm.
She coughed so loud I thought the ceiling was going to fall.
He did the macrocough in a quiet restaurant and everyone stared at him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A cough so loud and messy it’s like they’re trying to spit on you and scare you all at once. Usually done by people who hate masks.
He did the macrocough in the bus and it smelled like a sick dog.
She coughed so loud I thought she was going to blow up.
He did the macrocough in the office and everyone ran out.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A cough that's so big and loud it's like they're trying to tell you they’re the strongest person in the room. Usually done by people who don't wear masks.
He did the macrocough in the gym and it sounded like a lion.
She coughed so loud it startled the baby.
He did the macrocough in the classroom and the teacher got mad.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A cough so loud and obnoxious it might cause a heart attack. Used by people who think masks are for weaklings.
He did the macrocough in the subway and it made me dizzy.
She coughed so loud it made the dog bark.
He did the macrocough in the hospital and it was like a war zone.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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