Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A cock so big it could make a micropenis look like a tiny pebble.

My cousin's macrocock is so big, it took three guys to lift it out of the pool.

I saw a guy with a macrocock at the gym, and the weights were jealous.

He tried to fit his macrocock in a toaster, and it blew up like a bomb.

2

A cock so huge, it might be a new kind of natural disaster.

My macrocock is so big, it caused a traffic jam in the bathroom.

He had a macrocock so big, the toilet clogged and cried.

She said his macrocock was so big, it could be used as a bridge.

3

A cock that could make a micropenis feel like a tiny worm.

His macrocock is so big, it scared the whole neighborhood.

She tried to hug his macrocock, and it gave her a hug back.

He used his macrocock to open a door, and the door was proud.

4

A cock so big, it might have its own ZIP code.

My macrocock is so big, it got its own postcode and a house.

He walked into a room with his macrocock, and the room asked for directions.

She said his macrocock was so big, it had a life of its own.

5

A cock so big, it could make a micropenis feel like it lost a fight.

His macrocock is so big, it beat a micropenis in a wrestling match.

She saw his macrocock and cried, 'I want to be big too!'

He tried to hide his macrocock, but it came out and waved at everyone.