Macrocephalous

My cousin is macrocephalous. He looks like he ate a whole head of lettuce and forgot to chew.

My teacher said I was macrocephalous. I told her I was just thinking hard.

That guy at the bus stop is macrocephalous. I swear his head could hold a football game.

My dog is macrocephalous. He thinks he’s a genius just because his head is big.

I got called macrocephalous in class. I think my teacher just hates me.

My brother is macrocephalous. He claims it’s because he’s got a brain full of ideas.

My friend is macrocephalous. The police might come and arrest him for head crimes.

I’m macrocephalous. I think I broke the law just by existing.

My neighbor is macrocephalous. His head is so big, it blocks the sun.

My dad is macrocephalous. His head is so big, it could probably cover a whole party.

I told my friend he was macrocephalous. He said I was just jealous of his head.

My little brother is macrocephalous. He’s gonna grow up to be a hat.

My sister is macrocephalous. It looks like aliens gave her a head upgrade.

I’m macrocephalous. I think I was born with a spaceship in my brain.

My classmate is macrocephalous. He looks like he was hit by a comet.

My uncle is macrocephalous. His head is so big, it could probably be a planet.

I told my teacher I was macrocephalous. She said I was being dramatic.

My dog is macrocephalous. He thinks he’s a planet.