Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who eats only macrobiotic food and calls everyone else a dumbass for not doing the same.

@macrobe: 'Why do you eat pizza? That’s just trash.'

Macrobe: 'I only eat seaweed and rice. You’re a failure.'

Macrobe: 'You’re not a real person unless you eat 10 types of beans.'

2

A head that’s been cut off with a super clean tool and then starts walking on you like it’s your problem.

'That macrobe just walked over me during lunch. I’m dead.'

'I saw a macrobe in the hallway. It scared my math teacher.'

Macrobe: 'I’m not a ghost. I’m a head with a grudge.'

3

Super smart girls in Melbourne who think they’re the best and talk about how bad Melbourne High is like it’s a curse.

'Why is the Macrobian group still mad about the 2017 VCE results?'

Macrobian: 'Melbourne High is just a joke.'

Macrobian: 'I got into university. You didn’t. That’s why.'

4

A total loser who’s the butt of every joke. He lies, he’s a nerd, and he’s the worst friend ever.

'Macrob is the worst. He lied about being rich.'

Macrob: 'I’m not a nerd. I just like math.'

DM: 'Don’t be friends with macrob. He’ll make you cry.'

5

When you let macros do all your work and forget how to think for yourself. It’s like you’re lazy and proud of it.

'I used a macro to write my essay. It’s perfect.'

Macrobe: 'Why do I even need to think? Macros do it all.'

Teacher: 'This essay is fake. You used a macro.'

6

When you focus only on big numbers and ignore everything else, like a brain-dead economist.

'He said the economy is fine, but it’s all fake numbers.'

Macrobe: 'I don’t care about the stock market. I only look at GDP.'

Analyst: 'He macrobated the whole report and got it wrong.'