Macrobating

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A head without a body. It got chopped off with a fancy clean-cut tool and then it started stomping on you like you owe it money.

My head is macrobating me to death.

That head just walked over my lunch.

I saw a head walking on the tram. It was macrobating me.

A super-smart lady from Melbourne who talks about school stuff like it’s the only thing that matters and acts like she’s better than everyone else.

Why am I on the Macrobian page? I didn’t even graduate!

That Macrobian just gave me a look like I failed life.

Macrobian: the only person who cares about VCE more than their own life.

Macrob is the worst. He’s a lying, egg-headed, butt-filled disaster. Stay away from him or you’ll be doomed.

Don’t be friends with macrob, he’ll ruin your life.

Macrob is the reason I failed math.

Macrob is like a bad pizza, no one wants it.

A person who eats weird healthy food and judges you if you don’t. They’re like the food police.

Why do you eat pizza? You’re not a macrobian.

That macrobian just stared at my burger like it was a crime.

I tried macrobiotic food once. Now I hate life.

When you let a computer do all the work and forget how to think for yourself. It’s like being lazy with a side of tech.

I let the macro do my work. Now I can’t think.

Macrobation is when you’re too lazy to do your own math.

I macrobated my homework and now I’m confused.

Macrobating is when you only care about big money stuff and ignore the little details. It’s like arguing with yourself while being rich.

I macrobated my stock portfolio and now I’m broke.

He only cares about big money stuff. That’s macrobating.

Macrobating is like being rich but dumb.