Macrobatics

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When you have so many keyboard shortcuts that you could run a whole damn computer on your own brain.

My macrobatics is so good I can open 10 tabs at once without even looking.

I have 27 macros for my coffee. It's a disgrace.

I don't need a mouse. My macros are my fingers.

A guy who thinks he’s a bat but just lives in a chat room, flying into people’s DMs like he’s on a mission from God.

Macro Bat just flew into my group chat and said, ‘I have a dream.’ I don’t know what that means.

He came into my email like a ninja, and now my inbox is chaos.

He flew into my YTMND and said, ‘I’m here to save the 80s.’ I don’t know why.

Someone who gets off on watching macaroni and cheese, especially if it's just a picture of it.

He sent me a DM of macaroni and cheese and I had to take a break from work.

I saw a picture of macaroni and cheese and I got hard.

He texted me a meme of macaroni and cheese and now I'm crying in the corner.

When you use so many shortcuts you might as well be a robot with a caffeine addiction.

I have a macro for my coffee, my lunch, and my break. I'm like a robot with a soul.

My macrobatics is so strong I can open 12 tabs at once and still breathe.

I use macros like a junkie uses drugs. It’s all I need to survive.