Macrobate (v.)

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When you let macros take over your life like a bad ex, and you stop thinking because you're too lazy to even blink.

I used a macro to write my essay. My teacher said I cheated. I said, 'It’s not cheating, it’s a lifestyle.'

My macro did my taxes for me. I don’t know what I paid, but I know it was worth it.

I let a macro do my homework. My dog got a better grade than me.

Using macros so much you forget how to use your brain, like it’s been kidnapped by a robot.

I let a macro write my college application. I got in. I don’t know why.

My macro did my math test for me. I didn’t even know what the question was.

I used a macro to fill out my job application. The boss asked me what I did. I said, 'I let a robot do it.'

When you’re so dependent on macros you’d rather die than think for yourself.

I let a macro write my love letter. My crush said it was the best one ever. I said, 'I didn’t even know what I was doing.'

I used a macro to do my final exam. I passed. I don’t know how.

My macro filled out my college application. I got in. I got a scholarship. I didn’t even know what a scholarship was.

Using macros so much you think you’re a genius, but you’re really just a delusional mess.

My macro did my essay. I got an A. I think I’m a genius. I’m not.

I used a macro to answer my math test. I got 100%. I cried. I didn’t even know why.

I let a macro fill out my job application. I got the job. I don’t know how I got it, but I’m happy.

When you rely on macros like they’re your best friend, and you don’t even care if they’re lying to you.

My macro did my essay. It said I got an A. I believed it. I was wrong.

I let a macro answer my math test. I got 100%. I didn’t even check my work.

I used a macro to do my college application. I got in. The macro lied to me.

When you’re so used to macros doing your work that you think you’re a king, but you’re really just a peasant with a crown.

I let a macro write my essay. I got an A. I think I’m a king. I’m not.

I used a macro to do my math test. I got 100%. I think I’m a genius. I’m not.

My macro filled out my college application. I got in. I think I’m a king. I’m not.