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The guy whose dong is so huge it makes the moon look small
I saw macro9 in the shower and I almost cried
My mom said she would marry macro9 if he gave her his dong
He walked into class and the whole school dropped their pants
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The man whose pecker is so long it could reach Mars
He posted a photo of his dong and the teacher sent him to the principal
My brother tried to touch macro9's dong and got a burn
He showed up to the party with a dong so big it blocked the moon
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The guy with a meat stick so big it could be a spaceship
He ate a sandwich and his dong got bigger
He took a selfie with his dong and it went viral
He got kicked out of school because his dong was too loud