Macro-passing

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When you zoom past someone like they're not even there, and you're basically saying 'I'm faster than you, and I'm not even trying.'

I macro-passed that slowpoke in traffic and laughed all the way home.

He tried to pass me, and I macro-passed him like he was in first grade.

I macro-passed the guy in front of me so hard, he thought I was a superhero.

You go by someone so fast, it's like you're giving them a slap in the back of the head with your car.

She macro-passed me so fast, I thought my car was on fire.

I macro-passed the guy who was stuck in the left lane like he was a toddler.

He macro-passed me on the highway and I swear I heard his car yell 'I'm better than you.'

You blast past someone so quick, it’s like you’re telling them you’re the king of the road and they’re just a peasant.

I macro-passed that old man like he was stuck in the 1980s.

She macro-passed me so fast, my car almost cried.

He macro-passed me like I was a rookie and he was a pro.

You go by someone so fast, you're basically telling them you're not just better, you're a legend.

He macro-passed me like I was a slowpoke in a race.

She macro-passed me so fast, my car turned around just to watch her go.

I macro-passed that guy and his car did a little dance.

You zoom by someone so fast, it’s like you’re telling them they're not even worth your time.

I macro-passed that guy and he looked like he was confused.

She macro-passed me so fast, I had to double-check my speedometer.

He macro-passed me and my car was like, 'I need a break.'

You go by someone so fast, it's like you're telling them you're the boss and they're just a lowly worker.

She macro-passed me like I was a new employee.

I macro-passed that slowpoke and he looked like he had no idea what just happened.

He macro-passed me like I was on a coffee break and he was on a mission.