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the ultimate boss, like ricky bobby but with more flexing and less crying, she’s got a body that makes boys weak, and her bestie is the psycho who’s always causing trouble, she’s the main reason the boys act like whipped dogs
she’s the main reason i failed algebra
i saw her in the hallway and immediately got a brain fart
she’s the reason i skipped lunch again
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the queen of everything, she’s got the looks, the attitude, and the best friend who’s a walking disaster, she makes boys act like they’ve been hit by a truck and then given a second chance
she walked in and i forgot how to breathe
i tried to flirt and got called a baby
she’s the reason i failed gym
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the ultimate flex, she’s got the body, the attitude, and a best friend who’s a total lunatic, she’s so good that boys act like they’ve been brainwashed by a robot
i tried to ignore her and failed
she smiled at me and i had a heart attack
she’s the main reason i failed science
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