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A sugar-coated sweetbutt who talks tough but will let you win every time. She’s got a soft spot for fools and a hard head for drama. She’s like a glitter bomb in a fight.
She said she’d punch me if I didn’t let her win at Mario Kart
She cried when I told her I liked her dog more than her
She called me a f***ing weakling but still texted me every day
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A pinky-sized heart with a mouth the size of a truck. She’ll flirt with you but also tell you you’re a f***ing idiot. She’s like a candy bar with a side of venom.
She told me I was hot but also said I was a waste of oxygen
She kissed me but still called me a f***ing dork
She brought me candy but also threatened to beat me up
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A softie with a side of s***. She’s cute but don’t think she won’t throw you out the window if you mess with her. She’s like a cupcake with a knife.
She said I was cute but still called me a f***ing moron
She brought me cookies but also threatened to hit me with a broom
She kissed me but still said I was a total f***ing mess
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