Macramatician

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A person who knots things so hard they might get a knot in their brain

My macramatician uncle turned my dog's leash into a full-blown jungle gym.

She knotted my hair so tight I looked like a coconut with a bad attitude.

He made a knot so big, it blocked traffic for three blocks.

Someone who makes knots so good, they should be in the Hall of Fame and get a free smoothie

That macramatician turned my wall into a spiderweb that's actually cool.

He made knots so tight, my cat couldn't escape the couch.

She turned my shoelaces into a full-blown fashion statement.

A person who knots things so much, they might have a knot in their soul

My macramatician cousin turned my birthday cake into a knot-filled masterpiece.

He tied my phone to a tree so tight, it started screaming.

She made a knot so big, it looked like a dragon was breathing on my shoes.