macramé queen

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A macramé queen is a girl who wears that frilly, stringy top like it's a crown. She doesn't care if you laugh at her. She's got the confidence of a thousand monkeys and the attitude of a raccoon who stole your snack.

@macrame_madness I wore my halter top to the grocery store and the cashier asked if I was going to a beach party. I said, 'I'm going to a beach party. It's just starting at the checkout.' #macramequeen

My mom called me a macramé queen. I told her I was just being cool. She said cool is a phase. I said she's a phase.

I walked into a bar wearing a macramé halter top and the bartender said, 'Welcome to the club.' I said, 'I own the club.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A macramé queen is a girl who wears that top like it's a badge of honor. She doesn't need a filter. She doesn't need a spotlight. She just needs to know that you're watching and that you're impressed.

My friend showed up to class in a macramé halter top and the teacher said, 'You're not even trying.' I said, 'That's the point.'

I wore my macramé halter top to the mall and the security guard asked if I was lost. I said, 'No, I'm just here to take over.'

My sister wears a macramé halter top every day. My mom says she's a macramé queen. I say she's a menace.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A macramé queen is a girl who wears that top with the confidence of a lion and the attitude of a goat. She doesn’t care if it’s 20 degrees outside. She just wants to know you’re watching and that you’re jealous.

I wore my macramé halter top to the gym and the guy next to me said, 'You look like you're ready for a fight.' I said, 'I am. I'm fighting for my dignity.'

My neighbor wears a macramé halter top every weekend. She told me she's a macramé queen. I said, 'You're a menace.' She said, 'That’s what the neighbors say.'

I walked into the library wearing a macramé halter top and the librarian said, 'You're not supposed to be here.' I said, 'I'm not supposed to be here. I'm supposed to be ruling the world.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago