macrae

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a tiny guy with a face like a tomato who thinks his farts are the best thing since sliced bread
Hey bro, that Macrae guy just farted in my face and said it was a masterpiece
Macrae: 'My farts are legendary.' Me: 'Your farts are a disgrace.'
I saw Macrae walking down the street and he yelled 'I am the king of farts!'
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the 15th stage of BOFA, a virus so bad it makes you pregnant and kills you right after you pop out
I got hit by Macrae and now I'm pregnant and about to die
Macrae showed up and I instantly got pregnant and died
My friend got Macrae and now they're a ghost who's also a mom
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the most loving person ever, but they're also a bit of a drama queen who thinks they're the best at everything
Macrae cried when I didn't text him back
He told me he loved me 10 times in one day
He did a dance for me and said I was the best ever
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a guy who's got hair and is a real solid piece of meat
Macrae is like a meaty hairball
He’s got the hair and the meat to back it up
I saw Macrae and thought he was a hair-covered burger
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a cool person who can be a bit aggressive but is also super thoughtful
Kapryse Macrae just yelled at me for not listening
She gave me a hug after she yelled at me
She’s cool but also a bit of a beast
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a chill girl who’s got a good vibe and is super nice to everyone
She said 'bare cool init fam' and I instantly liked her
She texted me and said 'ayo robin hmuuuuuu' and I felt special
She told me she was 'sooo kind inittttt' and I believed her
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the most beautiful girl in the world, and she’s got a laugh that could make a ghost cry
She’s the most gorgeous person I’ve ever met
She gave me a hug and I instantly felt better
She’s funny and talented and I think she’s perfect
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