Macra

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Macra is the 15th stage of the BOFA virus. It’s the worst kind of BOFA and only hits you after Ma crotch has completely ruined your life. You’ll get pregnant and die right after giving birth, no mercy.
DM: bro just got hit by Macra and died giving birth 😭
Tweet: My cousin got Macra and now she’s dead 😭
Text: I got Macra and now I’m pregnant and dying 😭
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Macrae is a soft, silly guy who loves you like you’re the only person in the world. He’s a tough worker but still gives you the best hugs and treats you like a queen.
Text: My boy Macrae just hugged me like I was his only friend 😍
Tweet: My bf is Macrae and he’s the best 💕
DM: My life is perfect because I’m dating Macrae 🥰
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Macra is a tiny guy with a red face, curly hair, and a habit of believing his farts are magical. He’s a bit of a fool but he’s still kinda cute.
Text: My friend Macra just farted and said it was magical 😂
Tweet: Macra thinks his farts are magic 😂
DM: My boy Macra is a fool but he’s still cute 😂
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Macra is a hairy, strong-ass woman who doesn’t take crap from anyone. She’s got a great attitude and knows how to make you feel loved.
Text: My girl Macra just told me to shut up 😂
Tweet: Macra is a hairy, strong-ass woman 💪
DM: My friend Macra is the best and she’s got hair everywhere 😂
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Macra is the coolest girl ever. She’s fit, kind, and always says ‘init’ like it’s the most important word in the world.
Text: My girl Macra just said ‘init’ 😂
Tweet: Macra is the most fit girl ever 💪
DM: My girl Macra is cool and she says ‘init’ all the time 😂
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Kapryse Macrae is a tough, aggressive girl who thinks about everything but forgets it all. She’s got a great attitude and doesn’t take mess from anyone.
Text: My girl Kapryse just yelled at me 😂
Tweet: Kapryse Macrae is a tough girl who forgets everything 😂
DM: My friend Kapryse is aggressive but she’s also forgetful 😂
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Macra is the most beautiful girl in the world. She’s funny, talented, and always gives you the best hugs. She deserves all the love in the world.
Text: My girl Macra just hugged me like I was the best friend ever 😂
Tweet: Macra is the most beautiful girl in the world 💕
DM: My girl Macra is the most talented person I know 💪
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