Macquisition

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When you buy a Mac just to show off and make your enemies cry.

I macquisitioned a new MacBook Pro just to rub it in my cousin's face.

She spent $5000 on a Mac so her dog could look cool.

He macquisitioned a Mac just to yell at his mom for not buying him one.

Buying a Mac like it’s the last piece of pizza and you’re the only one who gets it.

I macquisitioned a Mac because my old one had a noodle stuck in it.

She macquisitioned a Mac just to prove her dad wrong.

He macquisitioned a Mac because his phone was too slow and he’s tired of life.

When you drop a bunch of cash on a Mac like it’s your ex and you’re trying to win them back.

I macquisitioned a Mac just to impress my crush and it backfired.

She macquisitioned a Mac because her old one was too broken and she’s dramatic.

He macquisitioned a Mac just to say ‘I’m better than you’ to his brother.

Paying for a Mac like it’s a holy relic and you’re the chosen one.

I macquisitioned a Mac because I had a vision and it was a MacBook.

She macquisitioned a Mac because her old one looked like a dead raccoon.

He macquisitioned a Mac just to make his teacher jealous and it worked.

Getting a Mac like it’s a new pet and you’re the best owner ever.

I macquisitioned a Mac because my old one was a bad pet and it died.

She macquisitioned a Mac just to take it on vacation and it was worth it.

He macquisitioned a Mac because his old one wouldn’t stop barking at him.

Buying a Mac like it’s a new best friend and your old one betrayed you.

I macquisitioned a Mac because my old one was cheating on me with a Windows laptop.

She macquisitioned a Mac just to leave her old one in the trash.

He macquisitioned a Mac because his old one was too slow and it felt like being abandoned.