MACQUILLIN

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The creepy version of Jimmy Saville who thinks hedgehogs are just fancy snacks to be grilled and shoved into old ladies’ tea parties.

"I found a hedgehog in my garden, so I grilled it and gave it to the WI. They didn’t even notice."

"MacQuillin’s the reason my grandma’s tea tasted like charcoal."

"He’s like a cross between a serial killer and a bad cook."

A hedgehog-hunting freak who thinks grilling little animals is a normal way to start the day.

"He grilled a hedgehog at 2 a. m. and then texted me a photo of it."

"MacQuillin’s the reason my hedgehog’s gone missing."

"He’s like a monster who thinks hedgehogs are just meatballs."

The weirdo who turns hedgehogs into BBQ snacks and serves them to old ladies like they’re fancy desserts.

"He grilled a hedgehog and gave it to the WI. They didn’t know what hit them."

"MacQuillin’s the reason my grandma’s tea party turned into a horror show."

"He’s the hedgehog version of a serial killer."