MacQueen

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People who chow down Big Macs like it's their last meal every single day. They don't care if the sauce leaks out or if they get ketchup on their shirt. They just want that burger and nothing else.
I ate a Big Mac for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I'm now a human McFlurry.
My mom says I'm gonna get a Big Mac stomach. I don't care. It's worth it.
I tried to eat a Big Mac while riding my bike. It didn't end well. I spilled sauce on my face and my pants.
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Cadence MacQueen is a total gem. She draws stuff that looks like it came from a cartoon. She's always laughing and making people feel good. If you're sad, she'll make you happy in five minutes flat.
Cadence drew me a picture of a dancing pizza. I cried happy tears.
She told me a joke and I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.
When I was feeling down, Cadence texted me and said, 'You're my favorite person. Now go eat a Big Mac.'
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