Macpride

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When Apple fanboys or workers act like they're immune to the truth when Apple stuff breaks or acts like a piece of trash.

'This iPhone is perfect! I mean, it dropped in a toilet and still works!'

'The new Mac is flawless. I mean, it crashed 12 times today, but it's still flawless.'

'I don't care if my AirPods are broken. I'm still a true believer.'

The habit of Apple workers and fans to act like they’re blind when Apple products have problems.

'The iPhone is perfect. I mean, it's falling apart, but it's still perfect.'

'That MacBook is flawless. I mean, it's on fire, but it's still flawless.'

'I don't see the problem with my Apple Watch. It's broken, but I don't see the problem.'

When Apple people refuse to admit that Apple products are broken or just plain stupid.

'This iPhone is the best. I mean, it’s broken, but it’s the best.'

'I don’t care if my iPad is exploding. It’s still the best.'

'The Apple Watch is genius. I mean, it’s broken and I can’t even charge it, but it’s genius.'

The act of Apple employees and fans pretending they're not aware of Apple's failures.

'I didn’t know my iPhone was broken. I mean, I saw it fall into a sink, but I didn’t know it was broken.'

'I don’t know my AirPods are broken. I mean, I can’t hear anything, but I don’t know they’re broken.'

'I didn’t know my Mac was broken. I mean, it crashed 10 times, but I didn’t know it was broken.'

When Apple workers and fans lie to themselves and others about Apple products being perfect.

'I lie to myself and everyone else. My iPhone is perfect. I mean, it broke, but it’s perfect.'

'I lie to my friends and myself. My Mac is perfect. I mean, it’s on fire, but it’s perfect.'

'I lie to my mom. My AirPods are perfect. I mean, they’re broken, but they’re perfect.'