macpheek

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A person who sits in the back and thinks they’re the smartest person in the room, but only speaks when someone insults their mom.

I didn’t say anything until he called my mom a fat cow.

He just stared at me like I was a piece of trash.

He said, 'You’re lucky I’m not gonna write a poem about your face.'

A silent ninja who waits until the whole room is laughing, then drops a bomb of a comeback that makes everyone shut up.

He waited until everyone laughed at my joke, then said, 'You’re all just sad.'

He said, 'You’re so loud, I can hear your thoughts from here.'

He just looked at me and said, 'You’re not even trying.'

A person who’s so quiet you forget they’re there, but when they talk, they drop a line so good, it makes you regret everything.

He said, 'You’re not even close to cool.'

He just said, 'You’re like a broken toaster.'

He said, 'You’re loud enough to wake the dead.'