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A girl who trips over her own feet and crashes into things like a clumsy idiot, often ending up in holes or situations that make her look like a total mess.
I saw her walk into a hole and scream like she was getting stabbed.
She tripped over her own shoelace and face-planted into a wall.
She fell into a ditch and came out with a face like she’d been hit by a truck.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A human being who seems to be cursed with the power to fall into any hole, no matter how tiny, and never sees it coming.
She walked right into a hole in the sidewalk and came out with a look of pure confusion.
She tripped over a stick and fell into a manhole like it was her destiny.
She looked up, saw a hole, and still walked right into it.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A girl who seems to have a personal enemy called 'space,' and it constantly beats her up in the most embarrassing ways.
She bumped into a wall and knocked over a whole shelf of stuff.
She walked into a hole and screamed like someone was stealing her lunch money.
She tripped over a curb and flew into a bush like it was a fight.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A girl who looks like she was born to fall into holes, and she doesn’t care if it makes her look like an idiot.
She fell into a hole and came out with a face like she’d been hit by a brick.
She tripped over her own feet and landed in a puddle like it was a trap.
She walked into a hole and screamed like it was the end of the world.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A girl who has zero sense of where she is and ends up in holes like it’s a normal part of her life.
She walked into a hole and looked like she had been beaten up by a hole.
She tripped and landed in a ditch like she was trying to disappear.
She fell into a hole and came out with a look like she had just been attacked by a hole monster.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A girl who has the power to fall into any hole, no matter how tiny, and she uses it like it’s a superpower.
She walked into a hole and came out like she had just won a fight.
She tripped and fell into a hole like it was a surprise party.
She walked into a hole and screamed like she was being chased by a hole.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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