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A tall human who looks like they were dropped from the sky and forgot how to land
He bumped into a wall like it was his best friend.
He tripped over nothing and fell into a puddle.
He walked into a door like it was a personal attack.
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A human who is so tall and so shaky they look like a tree in a hurricane
He wobbled like he was on a boat in the middle of the ocean.
He spilled his coffee on a person just because he moved too much.
He looked like he was going to fall over and take the whole room with him.
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A tall person who moves like they have never moved before in their life
He walked in like he was doing a dance no one asked him to do.
He bumped into a table and made it cry.
He looked like he was trying to run but had never been told how to run.
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A human who is so tall they can’t balance and look like a flamingo in a snowstorm
He walked like he was trying to find his center of gravity and failed.
He fell over like a house of cards made of meat.
He tripped and looked like he was doing a magic trick.
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A giant who walks like they are trying to remember how to walk
He took steps like he had never taken a step before.
He bumped into a chair and looked like it was his fault.
He looked like he was trying to walk but had never been taught.
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A tall person who moves like they are on a mission to break everything
He walked in and knocked over a lamp like it was his nemesis.
He tripped over a rug and looked like he was doing a magic trick.
He moved like he was trying to destroy the room one step at a time.